Oh ish! Beware:this post not for the faint of stomach.

Blech, I feel crummy right now. I don't really know why. I suppose I've felt crummier in my life and I actually feel better than I did earlier this afternoon. Anywho, enough of this blab. Let's get down to business!

Actually, I think the slight fever I had earlier today has fried my brain and I am no longer able to write an intelligent post. But I wanted to write something because I like to write for the populace. So, my dear populace, what would you like to see me write about. Well, you actually probably won't see me write about it unless you are a creeper.

Meh. Well, maybe I'll get some inspiration later on tonight. Or hopefully in the next couple days. This blogging thing isn't always easy. Especially when you feel like you've got creeping nematodes chilling under your skin. WAIT! Maybe I should write about that...

OKAY PEOPLE! This blog could be seriously taking a turn for the worst. Wait, is the phrase "worst" or "worse?" Oh well. This is the part where the queasy stomach people should turn back. There will be pictures (or just one pic). Consider yourself forewarned. Creeping nematodes are nasty little parasites that I learned about in my Introductory Microbiology class this last semester. My teacher, Rachel Richman, had us watch this cheesy video with horrible reenactments of people getting infested by various parasites. The guy who got creeping nematodes practically died--not from the actual parasite, but from a lack of sleep! He couldn't sleep because his parasite buddies were keeping him awake at night; it was like the itch that wouldn't go away.

Here's a tasty photo of what a nematode infestation might look like. It gives a whole new meaning to the song, "I've got you...under my skin." hehehe

Another guy got this creepy parasite in his stomach called a Bot Fly. He tried to make his Bot Fly parasite his pet. He named it George. Pretty soon though, "George had to go." Ish town. Take away point from the vid--don't try to make parasites your pets.

I really don't know why I am writing about parasitic worms while feeling slightly nauseous. High quality entertainment right here. But seriously, if you'd rather I write about something less disgusting, lemme know, and I will see what I can do.

p.s. I do NOT have a parasitic infestation. Just a bizarre mind and a headache. Till next time, my dear reader...if I have any readers left after this post.