Hello World! I thought to myself this morning, "What should I write about today? Robots, turkey basters, mopeds?" But sometimes you just have to let these things happen. And happen they did.
I was just chilling when I realized that my mom had left the TV on in the basement. So I went downstairs to turn it off and one of my most favoritest types of programs was on--the beloved infomercial. And this wasn't just any infomercial, oh no! It was for the Ab Countour. The gist of it is you pretty much wear this big bulky belt while wearing work out clothing and you get ripped. You don't even have to work out! People were washing their cars, eating some dinna (or dinner, for the common folk), and even clipping their toenails! Man, get me one of those!
After some more thinking (cuz that's what my brain tends to do) I decided I should just make my own ab workout belt thingy. I could call it the "ABSolutely Awesome Fashion Lapband" or AAFL (pronounced awful) for short. It would be studded with real fake diamonds and be sold at the low low price of 73 easy payments of $4.95! What a deal! And maybe I'd even throw in a free jumbo sized toenail clipper to the first 25 callers. So call me now to get your AAFL workout belt!
Yes! Sign me up! But you can keep the jumbo nail clipper. $361.35 is a steal!
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